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I'm thinking someone around here should try out for one of those reality shows.  It's one that I've never actually seen, but she appears to have the designing

and the catwalk {pouty face and all} figured out.

If you'd like to borrow her super stylish look you need a black ink pen to scribble all over your clothes.  Place an emphasis on the white stripes.  You also need a stinky boy's undershirt to make yourself a sash.  I can't share the secret as to how to make it look like that, because that's her original design...she did that one all by herself.